Maritisul la bloggeritze (acum 20 de ani)

Citeam mai deunazi o lista a motivelor de maritis ale unei bloggerite mai in varsta. S-a maritat acum 20 de ani si este de presupus ca nu era bloggerita chiar de-atunci (jurnalele scrise de mana nu se pun). E interesant.

Am adaugat si lista ei de cantece pro si anti-sex, inclusiv videoclipuri iutub, cu tot cu bonus Primus :)

THE REAL REASONS I GOT MARRIED TWENTY YEARS AGO**
MOTIVELE REALE PENTRU CARE M-AM MARITAT ACUM 20 DE ANI** (Note: These are all true.) (Nota: Sunt toate adevarate.)

• free sex sex (la) liber
• quadruple of my income impatrirea venitului
• two vehicles doua masini
• could get a house m-am facut cu casa
• lots of sex mult sex
• my mother liked him (easy) maica-mea l-a placut (simplu)
• my father liked him (once in a lifetime occurrence) taica-meu l-a placut (o data-n viata)
• Kirby gave his blessing (see my dad's reaction) Kirby i-a dat binecuvantarea (vezi reactia tatalui)
• wanted a kid eventually vroiam un copil eventual
• washer-dryer combo combinatie masina de spalat – uscator
• liked his friends placut prietenii lui
• "Trivial Pursuit" whenever I wanted! "nu te supara frate" cand aveam chef
• sex often sex des
• no more spending the night....uh.... noaptea n-am mai fost... imm...
• no more visiting him (on my way to church) at the house he shared with Webb nu mai aveam chef sa-l vizitez (in drumul spre biserica) la casa pe care-o impartea cu Colegescu
• the other candidate was a pothead celalalt candidat era un pastilat
• major health insurance asigurare medicala tzapana
• tired of dating obosisem cautand
• no need to call him to change my tire or jump my battery nu mai trebuia sa-l sun sa-mi schimbe roata sau sa-mi incarce bateria
• sex anytime sex oricand
• he had a Betamax avea camera video
• he had CDs avea CD-uri
• he thought I was beautiful credea ca-s frumoasa
• my friends were getting married prietenele mele se maritau
• Tom Petty never showed Tom Petty n-a aparut
• major sex sex baban
• he had an awesome tie-dyed bedspread avea asternuturi marfa
• he said he loved "St. Elsewhere" a zis ca-i place "St. Elsewhere"
• he said he saw the existentialism of "St. Elsewhere" a zis ca a vazut existentialismul lu' "St. Elsewhere"
• "thirtysomething" was big and I was twenty-four, with thirty staring me in the face treizeci-si-ceva era o chestie si eu eram 24, cu 30 privindu-ma in ochi
• I didn't want to go to grad school even though I was accepted n-aveam chef sa merg la masterat desi fusesem acceptata
• tired of diets obosita de diete
• I could tolerate him for far longer periods of time than I could anyone else I'd ever met puteam sa-l tolerez pentru perioade de timp mai lungi decat pe oricine altcineva
• he thought I was a genius m-a crezut un geniu
• three words: awesome wedding gifts 3 cuvinte: daruri de nunta
• I didn't want some other chick to nab him n-am vrut sa-l inhate alta gagica
• I was in love. eram indragostita.

**A great many of these are why we are still married. **Multe din astea sunt de ce inca suntem casatoriti.

Ca tot suntem la capitolu' de lugu-lugu, iata inca 2 liste de aceeasi autoare scrise in acelasi ton. Prima e cu cantece pe care sa faci dragoste, a doua cu cantece pe care sa nu faci nici intr-un caz! Le las netraduse si le-ngrop in div tags, ca oricum nu prea le stiu nici macar eu. ..

De facut

Top 10 Love Making Songs for Mature People (list, yt)

1. "Wicked Game” Chris Isaak
2. “Unchained Melody” The Righteous Brothers
3. “At My Most Beautiful” R.E.M.
4. “I’m The Only One” Melissa Etheridge
5. “Light My Fire” The Doors
6. “We’ve Got Tonight” Bob Seger
7. “If” Bread
8. “Wonderful Tonight” Eric Clapton
9. “The Flame” Cheap Trick
10. “Have I Told You Lately” Rod Stewart

Ca bonus, am adaugat la sfarsitul listei doua cantece de-ale Melissei, care-mi plac la fel de mult (daca nu mai mult) decat cel de sus + Riders on the Storm, un cantec Doors auzit prima data in interpretarea lui Chris Rea, motiv pentru care am mai adaugat si cantecele lui.

Nefacut

Top 10 Songs To Avoid Making Love To (list, yt)

1. "Solitary Man" Neil Diamond
2. "Goodbye Stranger" Supertramp
3. "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" Mac Davis
4. "King of Pain" The Police
5. "Bad Bad Leroy Brown" Jim Croce
6. "Takin' It To The Streets" The Doobie Brothers
7. "She Hates Me" Puddle of Mudd
8. "Santeria" Sublime
9. "Stuck In The Middle With You" Stealers Wheel
10. "Don't Come Around Here No More" Tom Petty

Bonus: Stuck In The Middle cu imagini din Reservoir Dogs si Joker a lu' Steve Miller's Band (fiindca e mai mult un cantec de self-love decat orice altceva :)

Eu ma-ntreb cum ar fi sa faci dragoste pe Primus : )

Surse: listmania - chew mouse

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