Friends with Kids (2011)

With all the March 8th celebrations, I got this idea about writing an article about each important woman in my life, starting with early childhood or as far as my memories go. That would take a while.

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I already started with my grandma and my first teacher, and even got as far as the history teacher, July and Marina, but then I lost steam.

And then, watching Real Time with Bill Maher, I learned about John Hamm’s new movie and then I watched it. It’s awesome! It’s the cast of Bridesmaids, but it’s a bit more serious or “romantic” (as bitches would say Hot smile), it’s not trying (or not succeeding so well) to be funny. Besides, I laughed at Bridesmaids even though it’s a chick flick, but I didn’t feel like going through that again and luckily I didn’t have to. FwK is a

---I had published this before finishing it, here’s where I start again---

So I lost steam again. Should’ve listened to John Steinbeck’ advice (just fuckn’ write).

The movie is about 2 best friends (uncharacteristically, a “him” and a “her”), who watch their friends get married and have babies and turn wonderful relationships into sleep-depriving nightmares of ghoulish proportions. Some even get separated, ending up with joint custody and only then, when the pressure of living together waned off, do they get to rebuild their relationship and be friends. So our two heroes decide to just skip these intermediary steps, have a baby and go straight to joint custody, as friends. They decide to pick only the last 2 items from the poster. Predictably, the chick (who, if I understand it correctly, wrote the screenplay) falls in love and fucks up this perfect arrangement.

Why is this movie important enough to devote it an article?

Only a few weeks ago, my former Gn 197 classmates had a middle-school reunion. I didn’t make it, but I’ve seen some of the photos and heard some of the stories from friends calling me on my Bucharest number. Almost everybody is married with children while I have yet to meet a woman I can see myself getting older with (not to mention that I still haven’t lost my virginity).

va urma. poate. candva.

Sources / More info: imdb-fwk,

12 comments:

  1. Acuma... io nu că vreau să spun, da' zic:

    "...Almost everybody is married with children while I have yet to meet a woman I can see myself getting older with..."

    "...watching Real Time with Bill Maher..."Trebe că e o conecsiune între bil mahăr și lipsa dă nevastă.Nu mai zic de căscatu' gurii la teveu - fie el vestic or est-ioropean.

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  2. o fi, nu zic.. da' se uita la el si fomei. oare ce ofect o ovea asupra lo'?
    de fapt, am avut nevasta la un moment dat, da' p-orma am inceput sa ma uit la bm si n-am mai avut. in alta ordine de idei, eu nu ma uit la teveu, ca n-am; ma uit la projector care-i atasat la un computer, gen.

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  3. Bre... io nu vreau să mă dau neam-prost acilea, pă globu' tău... deci n-o să comentez de neveste ori BilMahăr.
    Ori de legăturica dintre.Cine știe... cunoaște.Acuma... cu teveul... eu crez că ai o problemă.Că-i proiector, că-i computer... că-i telepisoi... tot un drac.N-a fost sfințit... nu s-a dat cu ageazmă... e satanic!Nu-i ortodocs ce vezi tu acolo-șa!

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  4. normal. doar n-o sa ma uit numa' la porn cu calugarite, se mai plicti omu' si de ce-i bun, nu?
    da' tu la ce arte vizuale te-ndulcesti?

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  5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcR7U2tuNoY

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  6. Dragut. Dar dupa cum vorbeste, si-a uitat o bujie in fund.

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  7. Ai întrebat, ți-am răspuns.
    Fă și tu cum fac io, la poastele tale... serci mai departe pă subect, nu?
    Poate dai de un flimuleț în holandeză...

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  8. nene, ce treaba am eu cu mori de vant ambulante? in loc sa stea locului, sa dea curent, lapte, una alta, la casa omului, cum se cuvine, alearga de-a-mpulea. si nea caisa olandeza dupa ele, ca don chilote.
    mai punem o fanfara, si pentru tine-i pornache elitist :)

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  9. Păi... să-ți dau chestii mai pă gustu' tău hartistic:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-3mHlwuE3M

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  10. Asta da, domnule, da! Plus ca se tine bine si e experimentat pentru cei 15 ani ai sai.
    Din comentariile iutub:
    "Nea Nicu,vocalistul,e unchiumeo si i-am spus ca un artist din bucuresti a numit albumul Mambo Siria(numele formatiei lui) sie e hotarat sa il dea in judecata pentru ca nimeni nu i-a cerut lui permisiunea si nici domnului Dinescu care este din Cetate si care i-a dus in concerte!
    E hotarat sa ceara bani multi fiindca el si-a facun o reputatie nu numele asta
    bully189 3 weeks ago"

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  11. Mie îmi place Mambo Siria...

    :D

    Acuma... dacă vrei și M.M. ...

    :)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2gY9t6wsFU

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  12. Mda. Sa-nteleg ca te inspira cantecele cu refren intelectual, neologistic, inaccesibil omului de rand? :)

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