Probleme cu Blogger si reactii la Smell Yo Dsck  

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Blogger a tras sa moara ieri si-am descoperit un video tembel via partz-partzescu.


Am auzit de la mai multi ca site-ul meu a fost aproape inaccesibil ieri, unii sugerand c-ar fi de la prea multe plugin-uri. In realitate, Blogger.com, si, implicit, toate blogurile de pe el (cum ar fi cele care au .blogspot.com in adresa) au mers foarte prost. Mie mi s-au injumatatit numarul de vizitatori si mi s-a dublat bounce rate (adica numarul de vizitatori care parasesc blogul dupa prima pagina). De unde stiu? Blogger publica updates despre cum merge la o adresa foarte simplu de tinut minte, http://status.blogger.com/

Friday, May 09, 2008
Blogger and Blog*Spot been having performance
problems (slow / non-loading pages) on-and-off since 11AM. Our engineers are
working on the issue.
Update, 6:30: This is now under control.
Posted by Pete at 13:15 PDT

Problema (2) a tinut mai mult de 24h, intre 11am si 6am a doua zi, si ca de obicei, nu toate blogurile au fost aftectate la fel. Blogul meu de pilda nu se incarca ieri nici macar in 3 minute. Multumesc pe aceasta cale celor care s-au inversunat nu numai sa ma citeasca dar mi-au lasat si comentarii (cornelia, oana, puttycat). Un mod simplu de a evita astfel de problme in viitor este sa te abonezi, dupa cum am explicat aici. Asta s-a-ntamplat dupa ce in comentariile la un articol precedent tot ridicam blogger/blogspot in slavi. Se pare ca l-am deochiat :)

Mi-a placut un clip superpopular pe youtube. O negresa se teme c-o-nsala barbatul, si ca sa-l verifice, ii cere s-o lase sa-l miroasa. Si nu oriunde, ci unde miroase cel mai tare, in special daca amanta lui nu are apa curenta sau pur si simplu nu-i place sa faca dus. Si fiindca un simplu clip nu e suficient, am mai adaugat cateva reactii la acest cantec, plus clipuri mai vechi, cu versuri la fel de ciudate. Daca ai fost surprins / ti-a placut cantecu' asta, merita sa te uiti si la restul, poate intelegi mai bine (sub)cultura asta. Uite si o lista preliminara (alte clipuri vor fi adaugate daca-mi amintesc sau daca-mi cere cineva). Nu este o lista exhaustiva, dar versurile hip-hop n-ar trebui sa mai surprinda pe nimeni, pot numai amuza :)

1. Smell Yo D
2. rxn1: gloriousmandestroya
3. rxn2: blonde girl
4. rxn3: jiatv
5. hairy armpits
6. my sweet hairy a
7. 2livecrew- audience participation
8. 2livecrew- face down a up
9. akyniele - rather f u
10. lick my a b
11. akyniele - p makes the world go 'round
12. akyniele - take a lick
13. 2livecrew- hoochy mama
14. me so horny
15. i wanna f u in the a
16. snoop dogg - i wanna f u
17. F It Vs F U Right Back by Eamon and Frankie
18. Afroman - Because I Got High (Uncensored)
19. candy - lick it
20. Put in my Mouth Music Video
21. Afroman - She won't let me f
22. Roula - Lick It
23. Short d man - 20 Fingers feat. Gillette
24. Missy Elliot - Work It
25. Family Guy: My milkshake
26. Prodigy - Mac 10 Handle
27. Eamon Vs Frankee F It F You Right Back
28. Natural Selection - Do Anything



Am gasit topul celor 10 sfaturi de cum sa dai bairam traznet de la un mare bloggerrapper. Suntem departe de Anu' Nou, da' se-aplica si la summer party!
10. Mood & Spot
Diddy says: "Your party spot has to set the tone for the night... It creates the blueprint for the entire evening." Bottom line: Choose your party spot wisely.
9. The Bar
Diddy says recruit "a great bartender because bad drinks aren't sexy." He also recommends hiring "a beautiful wait-staff."
8. Food
"Food should never interrupt your swagger," warns Diddy, "Small tapas or finger foods that aren't too messy tend to work well."
7. Music
Diddy is a renowned hit-maker, so it's only natural for him to emphasize the importance of music. "Music should be the soundtrack to the night," he says. "It should match the theme. It should match the flow."
6. Fashion
"Preserve the sexy. If it's about furs and diamonds, don't show up in jeans."
5. Guests
According to Diddy, invitations should only be extended to "the right party people." This means "your tried-and-true friends that know how to get your party started mixed with a few new characters to keep things exciting, but everyone has to be sexy."
4. Shades
Says Diddy: "You need a great pair of shades, because the best New Year's Eve party doesn't stop until well into the New Year."
3. MC
"You need a great host...like me," boasts Mr. Combs. A great party, he says, needs "someone who is a master in the art of celebration."
2. Beutura
La capitolu' asta Diddy si-a varat sponsoru', asa ca l-am scos.
1. Drink Responsibly
Diddy's final word: "It's never sexy to be sloppy. Know your limits and drink responsibly."



Surse

1. http://www.lacaterinca.com/2008/04/25/melodie-le-me-smell-you-dick-melodie-serioasa-de-mintea-americanilor/
2. http://blogger-status.blogspot.com/2008/05/blogger-and-blogspot-been-having.html
3. http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=21B29CC944BC60BD

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