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Am dat recent peste cativa romani in stiri si m-am gandit ca n-ar fi o idee rea sa va zic si voua de ei. Si sa va urez..

This having been started as a Romanian blog, I first wrote what to do in Amsterdam when you’re alive in Romanian, with a friend, as an exquisite corpse. Recently, I met yet another Dutch girl who gave me more than one smile, so in return, I figured I'd give the world the translated version.

I recently read a longer article on Bloomberg about Romania and its lagging infrastructure - more specifically, roads and highways. Much to my surprise, all that I was reading on other blogs (or hearing from my relatives) was described and explained as facts. (blmbrg-cows) 

Am primit recent o leapsa de la puttycat, cu ce sau cum mi-a fost furat si mi-a ramas in minte. Trec peste evidenta tenta materialista a lepsei - e mai important ce ramane-n minte, sau ce poti tine-n palma? Raspunsul nu conteaza, a fost o vreme cand am trait si eu in foame. Articolul initial, fiind prea mare, a fost spart in inca doua: Nokia si Sony.

Sunt convins ca stirile din afara tarii nu prezinta nici un interes pentru romani. In timp ce in Romania oamenii sunt preocupati cu intrebarea daca o fetita violata de unchiul sau tatal ei trebuie sa fie lasata sa faca avort, oamenii din afara au alte probleme.

In episoade anterioare, am trecut in revista posibilitatile de a viziona TV romanesc in afara tarii si ne-am uitat la ceea ce unii considera "piraterie" prin satelit. Aici arat cateva modalitati de a inceta sa platesti bani pentru TV, dat fiind ca totul se poate receptiona gratis la calitate uneori superioara celei prin cablu.

I was planning to go out tonight, and on my way out, my eyes fell on a headline: "Romanian nightclub blast kills 25". By the time I looked it up online, the casualties had gone to 26. And memories of a few nights in Bucharest came back.

In episodul precedent de conjectura am petrecut nitel timp in dojo, impartind sabii in stanga si-n dreapta. Aici intru nitel in tara unde matematica se deprinde atunci cand cumperi sau vinzi weed si detaliez nitel lupta mea cu creierele de sub husa.

Daca ai obiceiul sa ma citesti, iti amintesti poate de articolul in care descriam situatiile de mita din imigratie, ca raspuns la interviul cu o prietena unde ea imi spunea ca nu exista spaga in Canada. Ei bine, judecatorul cu pricina a fost gasit vinovat de "tradarea increderii" si "luare de mita".

Though it may be unfair to extend the failure of the Romanian National Press Agency (Agerpres) and the Romanian External Affairs Ministry to an entire nation, let us not forget that part of their job is to represent the country. The recent faux-pas, confusing the French contours with the German one in a one-print commemorative brochure is, unfortunately, indicative of the dilettantism that has taken over the Romanian government.

Deseori, cand mi-e lumea mai draga, una dintre cele mai scabroase imagini ale copilariei mi se isca in minte, poluandu-mi mo(nu)mentele. O relatez, sperand sa ramana aici, in aceste pagini si sa ma lase-n pace (sick, twisted & disgusting imagery – viewer discretion is advised).

... spre deosebire de ce faci in Denver cand esti mort, cum sunt eu acum, ca am o febra musculara teribila si nu stiu daca-i de la ski sau de la lopatit zapada. Si vorbeam recent pe Facebook cu cineva drag pe care o voi vedea cat de curand in Amsterdam. Si pentru ca suna bine, am zis s-o-mpart cu voi.

..except in Romania. Part of the reason why is that I’m not in Romania. But it’s also because so many have left the country and the population is in a precipitous decline.