Fraudster II - m-am plicitisit  

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Am mai stat de vorba cu spammerul meu. Incep sa cred ca este un cretin atat de mare incat ar merita sa incerc sa scot eu bani de la el. Din pacate, nu am timp de asta, si-n plus as incalca legea. N-ar fi asta culmea, sa-mi faca RCMP-ul o vizita pentru asa ceva? :) Sa recapitulam: idiotul mi-a trimis poze cu "ea", care contineau ad-uri pentru un porn site. Mi-a zis ca-i femeie din California, dar ma contacteaza la ore nepotrivite, gasesc mereu mesaje trimise noaptea, cand las computerul deschis dar nu-l folosesc. In plus, este si enervant, raspunde cu greu si se deconecteaza des, probabil e intr-un internet cafe pentru saraci, habar n-am. Am pus *#* in fata celor mai cretine replici. Where did all good spammers go? :)

Session Start (zam0lx1s:jb): Thu Jan 24 07:57:39 2008 [07:57] jb: hello.................how u doing???????/ [Offline Message (Thu Jan 24 07:57:38 2008)] [07:57] zam0lx1s: good u? [07:58] *** "jb" signed off at Thu Jan 24 07:58:07 2008. [07:58] *** "jb" signed on at Thu Jan 24 07:58:33 2008. [07:58] jb: am having lil network prb here [07:59] zam0lx1s: u at work? [08:00] jb: not really..........am at the bank trying to get loan for my contract [08:00] zam0lx1s: ? and they let you use their network? *1*[08:01] jb: i am using my laptop,its connected already [08:02] zam0lx1s: :) [08:02] zam0lx1s: what bank is that? [08:02] jb: bank of america [08:02] zam0lx1s: hey, I should go there 2! free internet.. [08:02] zam0lx1s: (salivating) [08:02] zam0lx1s: :) [08:03] jb: yeah..................i did went there yo get loan for my contract [08:03] zam0lx1s: and did you get it? [08:04] jb: yeah......but i didnt get all i needed [08:04] jb: i guess i did told u about the contract.........?? [08:05] zam0lx1s: yep. u did. [08:05] jb: ok [08:05] zam0lx1s: what engineering school did you go to? [08:05] jb: i went to havard university [08:06] jb: i studied construction engineering there [08:06] zam0lx1s: must've been a lot of fun [08:06] jb: yeah......... [08:07] jb: it is so much fun [08:07] zam0lx1s: and now you do consulting on your own? [08:08] jb: yeah [08:08] jb: yeah.............my bank did loan me 5000dollars *2*[08:09] jb: i need a thousand dollar to make the deal straight [08:09] zam0lx1s: interesting [08:09] zam0lx1s: did you try going to another bank? *3*[08:10] jb: no.............i can only collect loan in the bank i use [08:10] zam0lx1s: that sucks [08:10] zam0lx1s: though i'm a bit surprised [08:11] jb: how do u mean?? [08:11] zam0lx1s: r u incorporated? [08:11] jb: yeah [08:11] jb: i am [08:11] jb: but there is just no enough money to take up the deal.........thats the problem at hand [08:12] zam0lx1s: do you have business insurance? *4*[08:13] jb: sure...........i have used my business insurance.....the downpayment is 90,000usd and my insurance is 70,000usd *5*[08:14] jb: i have gathered them,just in need of a thousand dollar [08:15] zam0lx1s: usually, with a Harvard degree, banks line up to loan you money [08:15] zam0lx1s: esp. small amounts like you describe [08:15] zam0lx1s: this you can get even from your credit card [08:16] zam0lx1s: only nigerian spammers have problems getting such small amounts [08:16] zam0lx1s: that's because they are dumb and have micropenises [08:16] zam0lx1s: do you agree? *6*[08:18] jb: yeah [08:18] zam0lx1s: but enough about money [08:18] zam0lx1s: why don't we talk about love? [08:18] jb: i would have love to do that.........but am sorry [08:19] zam0lx1s: why would u be sorry? Session Close (jb): Thu Jan 24 08:20:17 2008 Session Start (zam0lx1s:jb): Thu Jan 24 08:20:55 2008 [08:20] jb: i am confused [08:21] jb: i have just this week...........else [08:21] zam0lx1s: why is it you can only use bank of america? *7*[08:22] jb: thats the only bank i have ever use [08:22] zam0lx1s: sounds like now is a good time to check if the grass is greener on the other side *8*[08:23] jb: how do u mean?? [08:24] zam0lx1s: go to another bank *9*[08:24] jb: i have done that already,i wasnt granted [08:24] zam0lx1s: that's tough [08:25] jb: yeah [08:25] jb: am really confused:-/ [08:27] jb: ding [08:28] zam0lx1s: sorry, i'm a bit busy [08:28] zam0lx1s: what banks did you go to? [08:29] jb: i also went to barclays and other [08:30] zam0lx1s: what city r u in? *10*[08:31] jb: glandale [08:31] zam0lx1s: is it glandale or glendale? [08:32] jb: glendale [08:32] jb: sorry [08:32] zam0lx1s: that's a nice city [08:32] zam0lx1s: i have some friends who live nearby [08:32] zam0lx1s: one of them works for a bank [08:33] zam0lx1s: would you like to meet with him? [08:33] jb: oh yeah [08:33] jb: sure [08:33] zam0lx1s: i'll see what I can arrange [08:33] zam0lx1s: what's your phone number? *11*[08:34] jb: 12405870568 [08:35] zam0lx1s: alright, i'll call him soon [08:35] zam0lx1s: how's life in glendale? [08:36] jb: somewhat boring without my achievement [08:36] zam0lx1s: were you born in USA? [08:36] jb: yeah [08:36] jb: i was born in glendale [08:38] zam0lx1s: what's the biggest business in Glendale? [08:38] *** "jb" signed off at Thu Jan 24 08:38:14 2008. [08:38] *** "jb" signed on at Thu Jan 24 08:38:51 2008. [08:40] jb: ding [08:40] zam0lx1s: i was asking you what's the biggest business in Glendale? [08:41] jb: its the construction business [08:41] zam0lx1s: i meant in terms of headquarters [08:42] zam0lx1s: are there any major businesses headquartered there? [08:42] jb: sure..there is [08:43] zam0lx1s: like what? *12*[08:43] jb: mcdonalds [08:43] jb: eatery business mostly [08:44] zam0lx1s: i thought nestle was the biggest [08:44] jb: yeah............nestle is also among the best over here [08:45] zam0lx1s: look, i gotta go now, i'll see if i can contact my friend; [08:45] zam0lx1s: he works with nestle [08:45] zam0lx1s: but he's very busy [08:45] zam0lx1s: alright? [08:46] zam0lx1s: gotta go now [08:46] zam0lx1s: bye Session Close (jb): Thu Jan 24 08:46:48 2008 Session Start (zam0lx1s:jb): Thu Jan 24 08:47:03 2008 [08:47] jb: hello [08:47] *** Auto-response sent to jb: wrkn ttyl [08:47] jb: ding Session Close (jb): Thu Jan 24 08:47:12 2008 Session Start (zam0lx1s:jb): Thu Jan 24 08:47:18 2008 [08:47] jb: tell your friend to email me [08:47] *** Auto-response sent to jb: wrkn ttyl [08:47] jb: jb--@gmail.com Session Close (jb): Thu Jan 24 08:47:36 2008 Session Start (zam0lx1s:jb): Fri Jan 25 06:33:25 2008 [06:33] jb: hello..............how u doing??/ [06:33] *** Auto-response sent to jb: wrkn ttyl Session Close (jb): Fri Jan 25 06:35:28 2008
  1. Eu cand m-am dus la banca, mi-au dat imprumut pentru business dar nu si internet. Este totusi posibil sa dea internet ca premiu de consolare: "nu-ti dam toti banii, dar daca vrei, ia o cafea sau 5 minute de wifi"
  2. Nerabdarea moarte n-are; putea macar sa ma invarta cu ce importanta au banii astia
  3. Raspuns cretin. Urmarea logica e "pai atunci de ce-mi ceri mie, vita? du-te la alta banca!". In all fairness, he hasn't asked for anything directly yet. He's still telling his stupid story.
  4. Downpayment e la mortgage, habar n-are despre ce vorbeste. Masinute, tractorase, totuna!
  5. Adica a facut rost de $90,000 dar nu poate face rost de $1000?!?
  6. He agrees that Nigerian spammers are dumb and have micropenises (at least he's honest)
  7. dumb, Dumb, DUMB! He can't even spell the name of the city he's supposedly in!
  8. Probably a victim's phone number. Not worth checking, got it too easily.
  9. He's hungry, not only dumb!
This guy is such a total waste of time, it's not even funny. Si am treaba in timpul zilei. Stau si ma-ntreb, cum poate fi cineva atat de cretin?!? Daca incerci sa tragi pe cineva in piept, trebuie sa te documentezi, nu te-apuci sa vorbesti asa de-a-mp..

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