Am primit recent o leapsa cu cantec de la fbronnie. Nu prea am timp de lepse, dar asta-i rapida si placuta, ca un quickie in lift, asa ca incerc s-o termin in 15 minute.
Leapsa este oarecum similara cu cele sapte cantecele pentru tricotat prezervative de lana si suna astfel:
Ideea lepsei este aceea de a alege o formatie favorita si de a raspunde apoi la niste intrebari folosind ca raspunsuri doar titlul unor piese ale formatiei respective. Desi leapsa in original era in limba engleza mi-am permis sa o traduc (adaptez) si pentru aceia care nu sunt vorbitori de engleza.
Dupa cum poate ai "ghicit" din titlu, formatia cu care voi raspunde se cheama Primus. Au un gen de muzica aparte, sugubat si oarecum enervant la inceput. Dar daca le acorzi o sansa, incepi sa le simti geniul si sa vibrezi cu ghitara bas elevata la rang de.. dar mai bine sa las wikipedia sa-i descrie:
Q: Are you a male or a female? | Esti femeie sau barbat (si/sau cat esti de bun/a la pat)?
A: The Devil Went Down to Georgia
Q: Describe Yourself | Descrie-te:
A: My Name is Mud
A2: Tommy the Cat
Q: How do you feel? | Cum te simti?
A: Lacquer Head
A2: Over the Electric Grapevine
Q: Describe where you currently live | Descrie locul unde traiesti in prezent:
A: Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver (thighs)
A2: YYZ
A3: bob`s party time lounge
Q: If you could go anywhere, where would you go? | Daca ai putea pleca undeva, unde ai pleca?
A: Over the Falls
Q: Your favourite form of transportation | Modalitatea favorita de a calatori:
A: Sailing the Seas of Cheese
Q: Your best friend? | Prietenul cel mai bun?
A: Mr. Krinkle
A2: Dr Breedlove
Q: You and your best friends are: | Tu si prietenul tau cel mai bun sunteti:
A: Shake Hands with Beef
Q: What’s the weather like? | Cum este vremea?
A: DMV
Q: Favourite time of day: | Perioda favorita a zilei:
A: Pudding Time
Q: If your life was a TV show what would it be called? | Daca viata ta ar fi un show TV cum s-ar numi?
A: Southbound Pachyderm
Q: What is life to you? | Ce inseamna viata pentru tine?
A: Playing the Master of Puppets
Q: Your relationship | Relatia ta:
A: Duchess and the proverbial mind spread
A2: Mrs Blaileen
A3: Mary the Ice Cube
(mi-s cu fundu-n mai multe luntrii)
Q: Your Fear | Frica ta:
A: Too many puppies
A2: Those damned blue collar tweekers
Q: What is the best advice you have to give? | Care e cel mai bun sfat pe care-l dai?
A: To defy the laws of tradition
Q: Thought for the day: | Gandul zilei:
A: Greet the sacred cow
A2: Hello skinny
Q: Motto:
A: Jerry was a Race Car Driver or Here come the bastards
(caz doara zamo.ca mi-s)
Voi incerca sa adaug toate cantecele in lista de mai jos si mai tarziu, cand ‘oi avea timp, poate-adaug si cuvintele sub fiecare titlu.. Leapsa mere catra: krossfire, nelinistitu, lightplay, cartim.
P.S. – mi-a luat 20 de minute
Primus' musical style is difficult to define. Primus has been called everything from "thrash-funk meets Don Knotts, Jr."[8] to "the Freak Brothers set to music",[9] and has been variously termed alternative rock,[10] alternative metal,[11] funk metal,[10] and progressive metal.[12] Les Claypool himself once described their music as "psychedelic polka."[13] Primus is the only band with its own ID3 genre tag, as extended by Winamp.[14] Primus' influences include The Residents, Rush, Frank Zappa and Pink Floyd.[15] Bands that have cited Primus as an influence include Deftones, Korn and Limp Bizkit.[16]
Sources / More info: fbronnie-leapsa, wiki-primus, yt-primus
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