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Am I complicated?  

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(I’d place the last word of the title in quotation marks, but they’d get escaped, causing the title to look silly.) Recently, Francois Hollande, the French president who looks like a Mickey Mouse (not Victor Ponta, the real, trademarked one), allowed the press to take photos of him and his lover. I suspect the show is put on so that the French people can convince themselves that they still have a heterosexual president. "Is his lover a woman? Are you sure? Well, then we can keep drinking wine, eating cheese and live long!" Meanwhile, I'm annoyed as hell that a friend of mine won't (or pretends she does not) get my jokes.

VIDEO: Wanda, Kevin si DoDu, miroase-ti sub-bratul!  

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Un canadian de-al meu, DoDu scrie despre mirosuri, despre implinire, despre fomei si alte chestii care-i plac lui. Era si cazul, dupa articolul cu 3 tate. Eu imi amintesc de Un Peste Numit Wanda.

yet another joke that needs explaining  

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As I was telling you, my sense of humour is a bit niche and, coupled with my allergy to inconsistency, it may result in comments some people may consider a "flame" or trolling. I may be turning in Fouad, the joke-explaining-Indian in Family Guy.

La femme Nikita si Avatar  

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Ca tot am descoperit eseurile mele vechi de franceza, am decis sa (re)public si o critica de film facuta in acei domoli ani '90. E tot in franceza si ca si celelalte, textul e plin de greseli pe care nu mai stau sa le corectez.

Secretara Brandului  

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Citeam recent pe Simona Tache despre arhisupracunoscutul brand Bucurenci. Si-am ramas c-o intrebare.

Dan Perjovschi la ROM si MOMA  

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Un artist roman se afla la ROM, unde deseneaza inspirat de stirile mass-mediei. Nu sta mult, merge in New York, la MOMA. Frumos, pozitiv.

Nightlosers in Toronto (Oct 17) si Montreal (Oct 14)!  

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Vom pierde in curand noptile cu Nightlosers in Canada. S-ar zice ca intr-un final, Groove Distillery ajunge in Distillery District. De fapt, la Silver Dollar. Au si website de concert, ma! Not worthy

Zeus ca tatic  

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Ma-ncearca o durere de cap. Dac-as fi muritor de rand, m-as gandi ca am o problema la falca. Dar fiind si eu un zeu protoroman, imi imaginez ca-s bortos la cap, ca Zeus.

Arsinel and his new kidney  

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Quite a few people are (or were back in September, but it takes a while for local news to cross the Atlantic) appalled that Alexandru Arsinel, an aging and beloved Romanian actor, has supposedly bribed doctors (or used his fame) to jump the queue for a new kidney. But isn’t the outrage itself somewhat outrageous?

Sogori din toata lumea, uniti-va!  

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Citeam recent in bucurenci.ro un articol milestone – marcheaza intrarea in vocabularul meu a cuvantului sogor si a lui Dragos in lumea celor usor incorecti politic. Este un articol pe care nu m-as fi asteptat sa-l citesc la Dragos intrucat poate fi interpretat ca fiind usor sexist.

Cum to Romania  

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@ziarul_gandul started #cometoromania on the heels of #avoidbritain 
Recently, a lot of cyber-ink has been flowing re: the British xenophobia and more specifically, the fear that waves of Romanians and Bulgarians will invade Britain in search of non-existent jobs or, even worse, of welfare payments.

in-validare II: scurt-metraje romanesti  

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Ajung la in-validarea propriu-zisa. Dupa ce l-am amusinat nitel pe , m-am gandit ca n-ar strica sa ne uitam si la niste scurt-metraje, cu atat mai mult cu cat am pornit la scrisul acestui articol cu acestea-n minte.

Beligan-Ponta, Plesu-Bendeac  

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A more recent politico-artistico-philosophical scandal, far more interesting to me but, apparently, less interesting to the Romanian public, is the open conflict between Andrei Plesu, my favourite philosesseist, and the PSD cultural wing.

Overreactions to Simona Halep in Charlie Hebdo  

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@Simona_Halep’s win is an amazing victory and an event we’ll be remembering and talking about at least until her next Grand Slam.  Sadly, it was only hours before all those hungry to for publicity started to throw shade, claim ownership and speculate it for their own nefarious ends.